I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
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She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
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I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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