drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
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My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
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Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
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