I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
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I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
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Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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