Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
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laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
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NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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