we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
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