I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.