She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
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Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
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Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds