Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(212): View more from New York

She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.

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(301): View more from Maryland

people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt

(1-732): View more from New Jersey

..im mad u rememberd about that

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(203): View more from Connecticut

all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby

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(917): View more from New York City

you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit

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(303): View more from Colorado

You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.

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(914): View more from New York

my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip

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(310): View more from California

My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.

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(708): View more from Illinois

honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month

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