You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
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