I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
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we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
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Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi