you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
These 21 Drunks Said The Darndest Things
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
These 25 Irresponsible People Blew All Their Cash On Drugs, Booze, & Sex
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you