i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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