I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
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He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Alive.
So much puke
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So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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