What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
operation have a gay friend backfired
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
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Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
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My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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