mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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