so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
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This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
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He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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