Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
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Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
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It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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