she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
she pinky promised me she was 18
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
We have started to decorate penises.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
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