Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
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