Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
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