did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
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and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
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I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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