Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
Do vagina's smell?
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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