Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
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As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
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I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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