the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
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im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
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Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
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