I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
so explain again why im purple
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Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I can't turn off my feet"
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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