You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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