so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
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Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
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Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Randomize