i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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