what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Randomize
