Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
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I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
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Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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