New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
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She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
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If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
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