porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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