I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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