I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
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