Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
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we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
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It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
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