Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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