why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
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She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
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We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
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