Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
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I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
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If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
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