look no pants
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
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she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
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I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
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