So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Randomize
