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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.

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  drunk me is so punny.

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus

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• (817): View more from Texas

  I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant

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• (956): View more from Texas

  I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.

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• (585): View more from New York

  You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  SO DRUNK

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  PUKED IN DRIVEWAY

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  TELL PARENTS SORRY

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?

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