I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
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This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
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you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked