its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
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One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
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My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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