How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
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