I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
