Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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