can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
What a dumb baby whore.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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