Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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