Have you finally orgasmed yet?
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
ok first of all what the fuck
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