Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
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In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
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I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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