we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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