like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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