high people should be assigned attendants
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
My dick has a subreddit
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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