I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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