That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize
