The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
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it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
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I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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