I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
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