I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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