elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
It's just like the Real World with babies
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
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PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
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Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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