I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
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Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
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Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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